When Liberals Call a Boycott, We Call a BUYcott! Buy Koch!

Posted: March 21, 2011 in News
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Many people are asking me which products the silly leftists are boycotting from Koch Industries.  Their list is below.

Despite the fact that the Kochs spent only one tenth of one percent on Wisconsin’s gubernatorial election, leftists are demanding the Libertarian capitalists be boycotted.  As free market loving unapologetic capitalists, many of us support a BUYcott of Koch products! (Because really, what the hell does George Soros make that we want anyway?)  Oddly enough, the Wisconsin Retirement System has millions of dollars invested in a Koch company, too.  So, if you BUYcott Koch products, at least now you can say you support the Wisconsin teachers.  Literally.

But ssshhhh….don’t tell them that their boycott is working against their own side.  Did you know that Koch’s competitor is Cargill?  Guess who’s been protesting Cargill?  Uh oh: Lookie here and here and oh no, even Cheerios isn’t safe…

If you REALLY want to annoy the leftists, we suggest you buy the products at Walmart, another of their favorite protest targets.  Just for giggles.

Leftists’ Koch Industries Boycott List (aka BUYcott list for the pro-capitalists):

Angel Soft toilet paper
Brawny paper towels
Dixie plates, bowls, napkins and cups
Mardi Gras napkins and towels
Quilted Northern toilet paper
Soft ‘n Gentle toilet paper
Sparkle napkins
Vanity fair napkins
Zee napkins
Georgia-Pacific paper products and envelopes

All Georgia-Pacific lumber and building products, including:
Dense Armor Drywall and Decking
ToughArmor Gypsum board
Georgia pacific Plytanium Plywood
Flexrock
Densglass sheathing
G/P Industrial plasters (some products used by a lot of crafters)
FibreStrong Rim board
G/P Lam board
Blue Ribbon OSB Rated Sheathing
Blue Ribbon Sub-floor
DryGuard Enhanced OSB
Nautilus Wall Sheathing
Thermostat OSB Radiant Barrier Sheathing
Broadspan Engineered Wood Products
XJ 85 I-Joists
FireDefender Banded Cores
FireDefender FS
FireDefender Mineral Core
Hardboard and Thin MDF including Auto Hardboard,
Perforated Hardboard and Thin MDF
Wood Fiberboard
Commercial Roof Fiberboard
Hushboard Sound Deadening Board
Regular Fiberboard Sheathing
Structural Fiberboard Sheathing

(INVISTA Products):
COMFOREL® fiberfill
COOLMAX® fabric
CORDURA® fabric
DACRON® fiber
POLYSHIELD® resin
SOLARMAX® fabric
SOMERELLE® bedding products
STAINMASTER® carpet
SUPPLEX® fabric
TACTEL® fiber
TACTESSE® carpet fiber
TERATE® polyols
TERATHANE® polyether glycol
THERMOLITE® fabric
PHENREZ® resin
POLARGUARD® fiber and
LYCRA® fiber

Happy Shopping!

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Comments
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  2. Two in the pink, one ine the stink!!!

    The SHOCKER!!!!!!!!

    You want sum???

  3. Hot Rod says:

    I love you silly gop poop chute artists. I jus spuzzed thinkin bout ya>>>>>>>

  4. Cunt Fart says:

    Take a nice fresh turkey neck, insert in anus. Your own please. Remove slowly as to not spill santorum on carpet. Place gently in freezer for 1 hour. Remove from freezer. Gently insert in own mouth. Presto-chango, its a GOP popsickle!!!!!!!!!!

  5. Cunt Fart says:

    I bet you have sum really stinky juice runnin out your arse after walker and the coch boys pegged ya???

  6. Cunt Fart says:

    How bout a turkey neck up the ole poop chute?